Tuesday November 19th 2008 Koleman comes in from outside and says "I am sweltering."
Saturday November 29th 2008 Koleman asks, "Mom can you get me a cold refreshing drink?"
Wednesday December 10th 2008 My mom hadn't done her hair yet, and Addie walks in and says "Holy Hair do!!"
Sunday January 18th 2009 I have been sick and, Koleman was playing with the thermometer, and I asked him if he would take my temprature, and he says, "No, this is just for men."
Friday January 30th 2009 We were driving in the car and Koleman says, "Oh this is the new song So What." (The song I really hate by Pink) I was like "How did you know that?" and he says "It's on kidz bop 15".
I really wonder sometimes.......
Friday February 6th 2009 Addie: "Mom can I paint your toe nails?"
Me: "Probably tommorow I need to wash my feet first."
Addie: "Promise?"
Me: " I promise"
Addie: "Can I get that on paper?"
Wednesday February 18th 2009 We went to Grandpa's work for a minute. Koleman asks Grandpa for a quarter for the candy machine. Grandpa says "sure!", Koleman turns to me and says, "I told you mom", then walks over to this button on Grandpa's desk that says easy and if you push it it says "That was easy." So Koleman knowing what it says pushes it.
Wednesday February 18th 2009 Koleman comes to me and says, "My abodmen hurts."
Wednesday February 25th 2009 Addie: "Mom, what is a good rock song?"
Me: "What do you mean?"
Addie: "You know, not like twinkle little star, it's cute and all but I need something new."
Thursday February 26th 2009 Koleman and Addie were already in bed and Koleman got up to go to the bathroom, and Addie's clothes were on the floor from when she got in the bathtub. I hear Koleman (who is onry as a bear mind you), say "High School Musical underpants, YUCK!!!" Then I see the underwear fly out of the bathroom door...
Thursday February 26th 2009 Koleman yells, "Mom can you give me a hand?!"
Friday February 27th 2009 Koleman says something to me that I couldn't understand, so I was just like ya uh huh and he says, "Mom I wasn't stating a sentence, I was asking you a question!!"
Friday February 27th 2009 Koleman: "According to my almanac the moon is crescent shaped tonight."
Friday February 27th 2009 Me: Koleman how many tens go into 120?
Koleman: 12
Me: How many tens go into 140?
Koleman: That's a tricky one but it's 14!
Friday February 27th 2009 Addie: "MOM! We had an asseminy (assembly) today!"
Saturday March 14th 2009 My mom took Addie and Koleman to the dollar store and bought them some sunglasses. When they walked out of the store Addie with her sunglasses on yells, "Hello New York!!" I don't know where they get this stuff.
Thursday March 19th 2009 Addie: "Mom what's your favorite animal?"
Me: "Probably a dog."
Addie: "Oh, mine's Koleman!"
Me: "Koleman?"
Addie: "Ya, he is crazy!!!"
Saturday March 28th 2009 We are reading our Scriptures about the part where Korihor was trampled to death and Koleman says, "Now they have to put him in the ground and put the rip sign over it."
Monday April 6th 2009 Me: "Koleman go get in the bathtub."
Koleman: "No, I'm a teenager and teenagers don't listen to their parents."
I AM IN BIG TROUBLE!!!!!!
Wednesday May 13th 2009 We were watching to see who would be in the finals of American Idol. And we don't like Adam very much so when they announced his name we were all booing and stuff. Well Koleman wanting to get a rise out of us yells, "Go Adam, rock on!" I was like, "hey we wanted Danny, not Adam" and Koleman goes, " I know I was just doing that for emotional affect!!"
Saturday July 25th 2009 Mom: "Koleman you can't eat your dinner out side of the kitchen!! Come back in here please!"
Koleman: "What difference does it make!! Food is Food!"
MONDAY SEPTEMBER 28TH 2009 Addie: "Koleman if we had a baby sister what would you want her name to be?"
Koleman: "ummmm Abigail but I would call her honey bunch."
Saturday October 17th 2009 Addie had a sleepover and she comes home and says, " We had noodles for dinner, spaghettios for lunch, and cereal for breakfast. Next time they ask me to sleep over I'm going to ask what they are having for dinner first."
Monday Nov. 9, 2009 The kids have SEP's this week and the kindergartners didn't have school monday or tuesday. Tuesday night I tell Koleman he needs to go get in bed because he has school in the morning. He starts complaining about having to go back to school, and Addie pipes up and says, "Now you can feel my pain!".
September 18, 2010 Koleman says to Maddy (Addie's best friend) "Hello honey bunch, did you know we are going to get married someday?"
September 28, 2010 Addie: "Mom you sure look nice today"
Me: "Thanks Ad"
Addie: " No but really you look really nice."
Me: "Addie what do you want?"
Addie: "Maddy to sleep over."
Me: "Not tonight.:
Addie (mumbling under her breath as she walks out of the room): "I need a new plan."
October 24, 2010 We were reading scriptures. After Kevin asks the kids to tell him the miracles that Jesus performed. Koleman says, "People had evil spirits in their bodies, so Jesus made the evil spirits go out of them into wild pigs."
This boy knows way more than his poor mother!!
November 4, 2010 Koleman: "Mom do you know how to measure the circumference of a cylinder?"
Me: "No, how do you?"
Koleman: "Why do I always have to explain everything to you?"
October 30, 2010 Koleman: "I know Maddy is just playing hard to get, secretly she really wants to give me a kiss on the cheek."
November 2010 Koleman has a calculator and is writing out all of these different math problems. I ask him what he is doing. He says, "I am trying to figure out the quantum physics of how to secretly get Addie and Maddy's Zhu Zhu pets from them to trick them."
WHAT????? I need a dictionary just to talk to him sometimes!
Sunday December 19, 2010
Me: "Koleman what are you doing in there?"
Koleman: "Koleman is currently unavailable, please leave a message after the beep. BEEP!"
I am Married to my AMAZING husband Kevin. We have been married for 9 years. We have a Beautiful eight year old daughter named Addie. She is so sweet and so full of life. We also have our amazing 6 year old Koleman who constantly keeps us laughing and going!!
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